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Off in the Weeds

Jessica and John will discuss the issues of the day in a brutally honest and not politically correct format. We could discuss politics, religion, pop culture, or sports. But this is not a political, religious, pop culture, or sports podcast. We discuss what you are thinking, and what you want to say out loud, but that fear of political correctness stops you. We might even throw in a story or two from “Back in the Day.” WARNING: This podcast is not for the easily offended.
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Dec 28, 2016
  • Mercury Retrograde is affecting The Dad
  • Vert Living vs Tiny Houses
  • The Poo Haiku of vegetables
  • The perils of regifting
  • Holiday gifts that are ridiculously extra
  • Punching or talking your way out of a situation? Which is better?
  • The beauty of a Yankee Swap

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Dec 11, 2016
  • Jess is adjusting to being mothered
  • Why don’t people understand what “work from home” means
  • The new segment entitled, Who, Me?
  • Whose idea is it to save your sauces for eternity?
  • BK and mustard - can you even GET mustard out of them?
  • Definition of being “ready” for the holidays
  • Google Express made John’s life!
  • Wild turkeys and deer

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Dec 5, 2016
  • Holiday weight gain - John’s having second thoughts about being skinny
  • Mother in laws and their non-digital habits
  • Dementia - keeps you on your toes, makes things fun
  • TV Hiatus - John is bitter without winter programming
  • Mayans MC - the Sons spin-off - are we excited?
  • Porn and comedy don’t mix. We found a podcast that’s proof
  • Why your ex shouldn’t be your emergency contact
  • The beautiful horror of a hallmark movie

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Nov 14, 2016
  • John and Jess lament the election results
  • Let’s analyze what happened and why it’s all John’s fault
  • Dad joins us and feels optimistic about The D for Prez
  • Celebrities respond to the election
  • Neil Young is 70!
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Nov 7, 2016
  • Mansplaining and the communication problems behind it
  • Asexuality and sex scenes - do you enjoy watching people hook up or hate it?
  • Men and women at work - what should men do so they don’t get punched?
  • Susan Sarandon won’t vote with her vagina - will you!
  • Ralph Macchio turning 55! And other celeb birthday shockers
  • Would you choose pop tarts or rice krispie treats?
  • How can John fall asleep faster?
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Oct 31, 2016
  • John gets a stress test - and it mostly sucks bc he’s furry
  • Jess is dismayed by our current society
  • John waxes religious about letting everyone do what they gotta do
  • We commiserate about people who call their pets “fur babies”
  • Should you spoon your dog?
  • Twitter and Vine and building your whole biz around someone else’s platform.
  • Halloween “Would You Rather” - learn some fun stuff about John and Jess!
  • Wild Turkeys horrifying local residents in California
  • Teenager gets head stuck in pumpkin while family laughs their ass off.

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Oct 11, 2016
  • We discuss other people John shares a birthday with, and what else happened in history today
  • Jess is SUPER over NYC - here’s why
  • Pumpkin season! Do we care??
  • Pumpkin foods and what we think. Do you like any of them?
  • HURRICANE!
  • Clown hysteria and the real threat
  • Kim Kardashian robbery - did she deserve it? Was it in an inside job?
  • Is the single life really better than having a wife and kids? John envies the single life.
  • If we could go back and wish away our marriages, we would. But not the kids.
  • Some men show up just to pay bills. Some men are only expected to show up and pay the bills. Some men don’t know what’s going on until shit hits the fan. Some dads are shitty. Some are over involved. And apparently, all moms coddle their kids.

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Oct 1, 2016
  • We celebrate International Podcast Day by recording a podcast.
  • Jessica’s Father Andy joins the show.
  • Most people over 50 still use their AOL email address
  • John talks about people’s intolerance for conflicting opinions on social media.
  • The NFL’s TV ratings are down 10% this year.  We discuss our theories on why.
  • How Gary Johnson can actually beat Trump & Clinton without winning the popular vote.
  • John was a guest on Ramona Rice’s Sports Gal Pal Podcast
  • We play “Would You Rather?”

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Sep 8, 2016
  • Colin Kaepernick doesn’t stand for the national anthem and Jess is super annoyed about it
  • John and Jessica argue, AGAIN, about #blacklivesmatter and why it matters. This is exhausting for both of them
  • Melania - is she considered a “whore” for doing nude spreads? How much damage did the “escort” accusation really do?
  • John thinks the FBI killed Marilyn Monroe
  • Pam Anderson wants us to stay away from porn
  • Kaley Cuoco - showing her boobs
  • Jess doesn’t think highly of Kaley bc she’s “not a feminist”
  • Jess hates #gotoplessgo
  • Jess is a big prude.
  • John thinks the Brock Turner judge is a sexual deviant.

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Sep 2, 2016
  • John trained a monkey to write our show notes! Let’s give the monkey a rest and Jess will do it
  • John’s first meetup! Lesson about Dunkin: ALWAYS GET THE MEDIUM. #amiright
  • John’s wardrobe malfunction
  • Meeting the podcast clan at a Philly meetup
  • Lynette Young and her amazingness
  • The legend of Jared Easley
  • What we can learn from John as a speaker
  • Entrepreneur podcasts - is it possible to be original??
  • Finding Prince Charming
  • Which group is the most dramatic?
  • Psychics, mediums and hauntings
  • Moms and their crazy rules
  • John and his daughter and shyness
  • Should he push his daughter into doing a podcast?
  • Fall shows - what’s coming back and what we are looking forward to
  • Golden Girls Gospel does the trick

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Aug 20, 2016

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Jul 31, 2016

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Jul 24, 2016

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

  • An hour before recording John’s Back went out and he is doing the show medicated
  • iDawg headbutts Jessica in the face
  • John tells the story about John Jr. catching John in the groin with a knee which required an emergency room visit
  • Trump wins the republican nomination for President (Now What?)
  • Melania’s plagiarized speech
  • Hillary’s voice makes cats cry,
  • John is all aboard the Libertarian train with Gary Johnson for President
Jul 18, 2016

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

 

Jul 2, 2016

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Jun 17, 2016

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

  • John Wants to Hire a Wife

 

May 31, 2016

In this episode Jess's ADD meds hadn't kicked in yet and Jess is shot out of a cannon.

It's prom season and as usual Jess & John are having different experiences with our daughters.

In the News:

A Python Bit A Man’s Penis While He Squatted Over A Toilet

Stupid Work Rules

John's Elevator Entrapment Stories

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May 23, 2016

In this episode:

Jessica is had enough! She is getting a Faux-hawk

We would John & Jess each do with 35 million dollars

An Arizona reporter get the cramp and fired. A Poo Haiku!

John want to defend the reporter and the subject of the story in a court of law.

Jessica thinks John is uncultured and John defends himself.

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May 14, 2016

In this episode:

It’s John’s turn to be jealous

Jessica’s 1st World Problems

John and Jess discuss Elsie Escobar’s contradictory lifestyle.

What the heck is a Yurt?

Philly Jesus is now following the Show on Twitter

John want Podcasters to stop picking on Apple

Is Caitlyn Jenner going back to Bruce?

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She Podcast

Brand X Podcast

NITO Podcast

May 7, 2016

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

  • Jess gets jealous of John’s new podcasting co-host
  • Jess hates her baby because he’s “Captain Destructo”
Apr 25, 2016

This episode Jess and John discuss:

John responds to hate mail

John represents his entire gender and answers…”why dick pics”

Dick pic’ing is like fishing

“In online dating, you’re either the finger, or the booger.” CLASSIC

Some interesting info about Prince

Go watch Grandma’s Boy

Being someone’s podcast ambassador and what a pain it is

Apr 20, 2016

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

  • Scott is sick and therefore everyone must wait on him because somehow a fever means he is rendered immobilized.
Apr 9, 2016

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Apr 6, 2016

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

Well honestly John forgets what they talked about, but it was funny and entertaining. So instead of show notes we would like to give you this quote:

"Show notes.... You don't need no stinking show notes."

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Apr 2, 2016

In this episode of Off in the Weeds Jess and John discuss:

Well honestly John forgets what they talked about, but it was funny and entertaining. So instead of show notes we would like to give you this quote:

"Show notes.... You don't need no stinking show notes."

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